Friday, July 13, 2012

University Tripz...

The Intro...


College / University (n): A recognized educational  institution (by the Government and the people [usually of a country]) where qualified teenagers and recently post teenage humans (some pre-teen like, The Mentor and others well past their twenties like The White Monkey  still fall in this range of people) apply to, in expectation of squandering hard earned funds of their respective parents, sponsors and parents of other applicants (through an avenue called friendship) by indulging in activities which include 'Discovering Alcohol Limits (and exceeding it)', 'Eploring Sexuality through Socializing (like partying and hanging out [but not succeeding completely as desired])', Experimenting with Addictions (Caffeine boldfaces all text that dance off the page at 4:20), and other Renegade Activities (risky and exciting enough)  while periodically attending structurally constructed examinable and intentionally boring lectures that will eventually have their overall outcomes printed on a designed (usually with the name, logo and motto of the institution) piece of paper signifying the grade which the applicants obtained with their academic endeavours at the time of their graduation and will hopefully use in assitsting the Government in developing their coutries and support their families and the indulgences and addictions they graduate with...


     
Tripz (n, v, adj): (slang [in my country and other places], supposedly coined from the word 'trip') an event whose occurence is exciting to the party (or parties) involved because of its unprecedented nature and the fact that the happenings are near strange, often illegal, sometimes immoral and seemingly secret, leaving the party with a story to tell and sometimes a life changing experience... 


This is a new blog series (that won't run long though) which describes the tripz I 'caught' back when I was in school. I graduated late last year and as they say 'college days are the best days of your life', I think. I know I'll soon forget some of the things that happened,  so when I read this in year 20115, it will be cool as fuck time travel. I must tell you not to expect much as my school  days (studying engineering) were spent studying engineering and some lucky days some trippy ish goes down. Never wild, just mildy trippy. I also need to practice more writing and publishing (instead of just saving?, Not really) the posts would allow for comments, corrections, criticism,  and conscious check of content's creativity  while (...and the bloggerfucker runs out of 'C' words: by [my] scrabble affirmations, 'C'  begins a large number of words in the [my] dictionary when compared [C] with other letters. Blame it on the Ca..., Cac..., Cap..., Car..., Cas..., Cat..., Ce..., Ch..., Cl..., Co..., Col..., Com..., Con..., Cop... Cor..., Cos..., Cot..., Cra..., Cre..., Cri..., Cro..., and Cu..., words. If there was a conflict [C] between the countries [C], 'C' and 'H', The Chief-in-charge [C, c] would say, " Colonel, collect completely chivalry commanding Cry..., clan, connect. Combat. Conquer cowards!!!". In the land of 'X', words are xternal xpressions [they are allies with 'E', so, that goes across their border]) fucking up your sense of humour... 


Quick Question: is the statement "The Fear of being too cool can only be felt (El-Maye et al.., 1986)" better applied as an inscription on a shirt or a punchline in a rap song, a slogan for Condoms or slogan for a drink?. Submit answers to the comment box. 10mins...


In school, (the University) I had a guiding principle (never written, well-orgainsed doctrine) prominently established in my mind ([abstract] that floats in the aura an inch above surface of the curve where my spine meets my skull and the skull protruded a bit more E.T-ishly then sets). In this area, all types of memory devices are stored, from DNA cells to cellphone, from hieroglyphs to the KEO satellite (look it up) library, from dreams to time. The irony that I want to start writing about things I won't forget. 


Principle: Your life here (in the university) will satisfactorily be guided by the strict adherence to this priority list.


(1) Academics
(2) Money chase
(3) Girls and tripz


In rap (the language), it can be expressed as "Money chase over Girls and tripz but in life academics, all day."


Same as; never leaving any prospective money making venture to go  for girls and tripz (didn't have to), or disturb academics (reading, lectures, tests) to go after money (didn't have to), but can interupt academics (did do, sometimes) for girls and tripz. The bottomline is that, this is going to be some boring shit... 

4 comments:

  1. Cool drink, the effect felt is within after each drink, hence must be drank. That's a 6/10...

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  2. Master mine Forgive me if i speak any absurdities but what if i said condoms?... For if it were a rap punchline it will be good only for 'you just mad' ft el penguina loco which by my reckoning was the best underground rap song ever. For though self-praise is degrading, i must perforce sound my own sometimes especially that of my master. That is to say, when there is no one at hand to do it for me.
    And there... i stray again forgive me but i put forward the question i posed earlier what if it were condoms?

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  3. No one is anyone's Master (I have not perfected mind control yet), and there is no need to seek forgiveness as no wrong has been done. A 10/10 can't be scored naturally, It's the way school shit works... As a slogan for condoms, it would score a 7/10. They (the condoms) are worn hence felt (between two) and it's cool to be safe and have no fear (though the bastards reduce sensitivity). So if a company whose hyper-sensitive menthol flavoured condom uses the slogan "The fear of being too cool can only be felt", it goes... But personally, I would prefer it as a dealer's catch-phrase, which only people who do drugs should score...

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